Jan 25, 2017

We have never pretended to be journalists in the world of soccer. We are stand-up comedians who love footy and want to talk about it all day and laugh forever. Are there funnier soccer podcasts out there? We don't think so! So enjoy another fun one y'all!

Segment 1: Deuce has returned to practice for the Sounders...

Jan 18, 2017

Dax McCarty is leaving the New York Red Bulls and going to the Chicago Fire. The Red Bulls have parted ways with their captain for $400,000. This was a very surprising decision and all of the MLS was stunned. So were we! All the teams have more TAM and GAM and they are ballin outta control.

Segment 1: MLS Draft...

Jan 11, 2017

It's been announced that every country will be playing in the World Cup. Keep an eye on the team sheet in 2026 because you might be on the squad. Well, not exactly. The World Cup will be expanding to 48 teams. Everybody hates it. FIFA loves it for obviou$ reasons. We talk all about it.

Segment 1: What's happening in...

Jan 4, 2017

American soccer gets a bad rap. Very undeservedly so. American soccer does not have the 100 year foundation of passionate soccer fandom, so we have to work with what we have. The American game has to be built from within so we have anointed ourselves the disciples of American soccer. We will force in conversation about...